Monday, 19 November 2007

Billington v Parker-Perry

2007 witnessed the West v Taylor clash in Dukinfield. Looks like 2008 will throw up another ‘grudge match’ when Liam Billington stands as an independent in Longendale Ward, ward of his bitter rival Cllr Sean Daniel Francis Parker-Perry, what makes this even more exciting is the fact that it is likely to be a straight Billington v Parker-Perry fight. At this time it is rumoured that out of the two other parties who regularly contest this ward, one is likely to step aside and the other put up nothing other than a paper candidate.

Mr Billington really has his work cut out if he is to oust Cllr Parker-Perry. When Cllr Parker-Perry last fought this ward he won with a very respectable 1661 votes – even beating Tameside Council leader Roy Oldham. Mr Billington is very well read on electioneering and is an incredibly determined individual, but he really has a huge mountain to climb in the coming grudge match. However good his policies and propaganda, he will have to overcome the ‘lumpen’ inbred Labour voters who really would vote for a kangaroo, penguin or camel as long as it wore a Labour rosette.

Tameside Citizen wishes Mr Billington good luck in the forthcoming struggle and may the best man win.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

"straight Billington v Parker-Perry fight"

One is gay the other is bent. How is that straight?

Anonymous said...

Ex Para

If Liam campaigns against the bypass, I will give him my word I will get everyone I know in Longendale who I know to vote for him. (that is if the BNP are not standing)

Anonymous said...

Which local Councillor sent this message in a letter to member of the public? "If you can't stand the heat keep out of the kitchen"

Anonymous said...

If you quess right to the above John will take you out for a meal.
Don't miss out on this night out with John.

Anonymous said...

Liam doesn't stand a chance against silver spoon up his a... Perry, anyway look at the reality of this situation Perry has got all the back up from Lord piss artist.

Anonymous said...

Cllr Parker Perry does have a massive advantage with his father in law being a lord and a serving government minister as a close friend and employer.

Anonymous said...

WEST IS GOING DOWN, HES GOING DOWN HES GOING DOWN WEST IS GOING DOWN

Anonymous said...

Why did Councillor John Taylor object to the Tameside Taxi drivers getting a small pay increase? Hyde taxi driver told me all about it.

Anonymous said...

Liam has an advantage with his surname. B is for Billington. He will be at the top of the election paper and that will give him a much needed personal vote.

Will Sissy Pissy Pants change his name again?

Anonymous said...

"Will Sissy Pissy Pants change his name again?"

To what?...Sean Arse-Perry?

Anonymous said...

The best man will certainly win.

Anonymous said...

Both Parker-Perry and Billington are dislikable characters, so I hope they both lose.

Anonymous said...

How is SPP and Billington dislikeable?

Anonymous said...

Also it could be a two horse race (no pun intended) between Sean Parker-Perry and Liam Billington. The BNP and Fib Dems don't appear to be putting up a candidate and the Tories will be placing ANOTHER paper candidate like always. If it is between SPP and Billington, I would imagine Liam will do far better than imagined and could even come very close. I doubt Liam will get in this year.

Anonymous said...

The BNP will certainly be standing a candidate in Longendale.

Anonymous said...

SPP is very arrogant.
Billington is rude.

Anonymous said...

I would not say I am rude, but I can be offensive. Anyway my first round of leaflets are currently in the design process and should be out just in time for Christmas. SPP will shit a brick when he sees them.

Anonymous said...

But can you leaflet as fast as me Liam?

Anonymous said...

Liam Anthony Billington (Leeds) wrote
at 12:17pm on November 17th, 2007
I'm a Tory and if Blair was to come back I would probably cross floor.
This was found on facebook under the group "Bring back Blair"

How can this person ever to claim he was a Tory?
I think the Tories are well shutt

Anonymous said...

That Roy west saying can you leaflet as fast as me Liam is not the real Roy West. Just thought I would mention that.

Anonymous said...

Liam will make this election exciting. Gays are so bitchy. SPP won't be able to keep up.