That is what a resident who lives close to The Croft said about Basil when I was in the area checking on how work was progressing this afternoon. I canvassed opinions from a few locals and despite Croft Street and Lindsay Street not being what most would consider to be ideal Conservative territory - not a single person had a bad thing to say the performance of their local Conservative councillors. If the Conservatives can count on strong support in the small terraced rows of Lindsay and Croft Street’s - they are almost certain of holding Stalybridge South come the elections in May.
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Well done Ky now you have them worried.is it true you have a big big day on the cards for Saturday in Staly South, let us know we will be with you.
Vote Labour and this is what you will get. Paris today - Staly South tomorrow - if you like what you have just seen - vote Labour.
Angela McManus of UKIP will be standing in SS next year. Does anyone know if she is related to Michael McManus. They have had a crossover in addresses used by known UKIP'rs. Something fishy about it if you ask me.
Labour are traitors, is that the French national football team? No hang on, one of them on the pavement is white, so it can't be.
Basil's not finished there. He's also been helping the local scout group. Basil is a top notch councillor, doing a great job. He exposed Labour's failure to empty bins because of fallen leaves, and their plan to only empty 70 per cent of bins at any one time. We all know that labour's campaign in Staly South is a decoy, to keep the heat off Longdendale, Staly North and Staly Duk. But, nevermind it is keeping us in laughs.
Who is the mystery pro Basil promoter? I hear on the grape vine that Doreen is pushing him to be leader so they can oust the useless John Bell.
Obama awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Ben Bernanke named as Time Magazines man of the year and John Taylor appointed as a member of the Crime and Disorder Reduction Partnership.
Staly South is a diversion. Labour intend to take Werneth.
inside out and back to front thats something, an ex con in charge of Disorder Reduction Partnership.
Now the snows arrived do you agree with me its time the work shy benefit cheats were made to shift the snow and earn their money.
Clearing the paths of our elderly and making sure they are OK would be good therapy for them.
Above Thats the job of the council, old folk will fall in this snow because the council can't be bothered to grit most areas where old folk live.
Sorry to disappoint, but Angela is not related in any way to young Michael McManus, we do of course know him, he is a talented and hardworking member. With an extra 600 votes in the Northwest he and not Nick Griffin would now be an MEP.
As a bit of a coincidence Angelas father is also called Michael McManus and no, he was not a wrestler.
Shame about the 600 votes. He could have jumped on the EU gravy train and made the same 'valuable contributions' as other UKIP MEPs.
Dear Basil were is our stone wall? It is ok and well everyone praising you but you removed a solid stone wall what is happening with that stone. and let be honest Basil fans the Labour candidate has got you scared you keep thinking its a decoy. that is just what he probably wants you to think. strike whilst the enemy is not aware and all that.
any way back to my question ST Basil were is my stone wall you have taken.
Today as a resident of croft street I received a letter from the local police advising me about lead thieves in the area, I think they also missed out stone were has our stone wall gone.
and as for this Basil guy who is he he turned up once for a photo shoot took a piss in the bushes then was shoved into a car by an old women at least in her seventies Doreen is she called and that was it they have never been back and when it is all nice and done the anti social behaviour will start thanks Basil
Revelation 6:5-6 NIV said...
When John Bell opened the third seal, I heard the Tories say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the 10 tameside tories , saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"
NEWS FLASH HUNDREDS OF POUNDS WORTH OF STONE MISSING FROM CROFT LAST SEEN BUILDING NEW WALLS ON OLD MOTTRAM ROAD
Don't forget we are out Saturday Morning With Ky Canvassing Staly South meet Labour club 10 30am all welcome then its back to the club for a warm meal and Sky Sports for the football (its the official one).
Been out this afternoon for an hour and got 41 Labour contacts 7 postal votes and photo on the canal for our clean up campaign.
News Flash, live from the Croft eye witnesses said that one minute there was a solid stone wall there the next minute a load of tories were filling their vehicles up with it and giving a old looking man who was fastening his fly a wad of cash.
police are mystified and have said that they had been out chasing foxhunters when they got the call.
perhaps somebody is thinking of rebuilding their mill and needed the stone to repair it.
NEWS UPDATE: MISSING STONE;
ONLY MINUTES AGO POLICE RAIDED A HOUSE ON HOBSON MOOR AFTER A TIP OFF LEAD THEM TO A RECENTLY BUILT STONE WALL:
A POLICE SPOKES PERSON SAID "WE ARE LOOKING FOR A RATHER FAT AND UGLY LOOKING MAN, WHO TALKS A LOAD OF SHIT AND GOES BY THE NAME OF BEEFY." THE STONE IS CURRENTLY BEING EXAMINED BY LOCAL FORENSICS." "IF THIS IS OUR MISSING STONE WE INTEND TO CHARGE THIS BEEFY WITH A SECOND OFFENCE THAT OF IMPERSONATING A BUILDER. WITH THE LOOKS OF THIS WALL HE SHOULD GET AT LEAST 20 YEARS.
Have they been taken to re-build an all white settlement up there?
Can someone tell me is this Roy West the bnp candidate in Dukinfield?
Conservative candidate for Ashton. Seema kennedy
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Dear TC I have lived on stocks lane for 15 years and only now after a Labour candidate finally got the tories to start to pay us minions a little bit of time and effort has Basil done a thing and let be honest who the hell is he any way? It was only because he beat them to the catpark that they thought shit we had better do something; if you read this but sometime I have to swear. and now it will attract like shit to a blanket all the young yobs that Basil has failed to stop. If you think about it Stalybridge has gone to the dogs and that is because it has a tory run District Assembly they are a load of shit and you know it.
and yes I to would like to know were our wall has gone.
Dear Basil, The Scout Troop would like to thank you for your help and support. we could not believe you kind gesture of offering to build us a brand new stone scout hut, would you also thank the fat gentleman who offered to build it for us what was his name now.. yes thats right Beefy I think, he also siad that he would come back and be father christmas for us this year but we we was not really keen on your other friend being Santa's Helper the kids said the could smell alcohol, I had to tell them it was thoose Mince pies you wife made us.
Anyway Basil once more thank you for all what you have done and we look forward to our new Scout hut very soon.
Merry Christmas
Stalybridge Scout Troop
His nickname is Beef given to him by several bricklayers some years ago, a nice quite man really.
Beef and Ruth Welsby from Hyde are in a competition to see who can stay silent the longest.
The Tories gave, and the Tories hath taken away; blessed be the name of the Tories. ~ The Bible, Job, 1:21.
Judging by the TC poll, looks like fox hunting is still popular in Staly South?
Would you trust a poll that TC made well would you or sorry you have done you twit
The poll is being manipulated and is not a true reflection of the views of the majority in Tameside.
If we had a free vote in Parliament today and a free vote in the local council the ban would stay many conservatives would vote to keep the ban, the majority of Tameside conservatives don't support fox hunting.
Breaking News: Rob Adlard, the chair of Longdendale Conservatives was selected last night as the Conservative Prospective Parliamentary Candidate (PPC) for the seat of Stalybridge and Hyde against James Purnell MP. We told you that the younger generation were running the show Doreen we are sorry you did not get it and as for John Bell looks like he will be getting the out as well now, what concerns me is what will you do with Basil.....
I know we could shoot him like we do our hounds when they now longer chase the scent of the foxes in Brushes.
“The official figure of spoken languages in Tottenham, London is currently 193 and one third of all those currently living in London were born outside the British Isles.
Roy west will be the candidate in Dukinfield for the BNP we intend having candidates in all wards next year, we will poll more votes in Tameside than the Conservatives.
BNP candidates will challenge all three constituencies in the next general election in 2010, we already have our candidate for the Denton and Reddish constituency a nice little surprise for you all.
Dont bother in South you dont stand a chance Basil has it covered
It looks like the Tory members are ignoring their leaders calls fro them to stay off this blog.
Its the beginning of the end for the Tory old guard, at least two of them will jump ship very soon.
Basil Brush isn't he a fox ?
we dont take our orders from John we are the Londendale Mob we know who we answer to and as long as you never know who we are well what are you going to do about....
I have had to delete a post from a poster using the name ‘National Suicide’, the reason why; swearing and using a racist epithet.
Believe what you want about the poll result but I can give you my word I have no way of fiddling the result. It is obvious the Tories can mobilise a larger ‘cyber army’ than can The Labour Party.
Well alot of people out there, say that fox hunting is cruel but in secret it's a different matter.
Hear about the problem with the new Basil Beeley. stamp.
Kept falling off envelopes.
The Post Office investigated and found the picture of Basil was great -- for the quality of stamp printing his picture was amazingly lifelike. They tested the glue and it too was perfect.
For some reason, people kept spitting on the wrong side.
Q-What's a 12 letter word for liar?
Answer
Conservatives........
Fox hunting is cruel - that is beyond doubt. But the poster ABC puts forward a powerful argument which suggests The Labour Party are so vigorously opposed to it not for the love of Foxes but as a means of waging class war against those of whom they perceive to be upper class.
As ABC quite rightly points out; why are Labour so bitterly opposed to animal cruelty in the form of fox hunting, but so indifferent on the suffering of animals tortured to death as sacrifices to Allah when it goes by the name Halal?
The issue with fox hunting, it's cruel and wicked. They do it for pleasure thats it. The excuse that they use about controlling the fox population, is a wicked lie. It's a blood sport, they would probably like to hunt human beings in the same way.
I have no objection to that statement and what pleasure they gain from it is known only to themselves. When they were children they were probably the sort who pulled the legs off daddy longlegs.
WHile on Holiday at a middle eastern bazzar, a man stops by a store and notices a solid gold rat. He picks it up, and the merchant lets him have it for only 3vpounds. WHile walking outside, he is greeted by a swarm of rats, all comming toward him. He runs down the alley to a nearby river. He panics, and throws the rat statue into the pond, and all the rats follow it in there and drown. Satisfied, he walks back into the shop and asks the shopkeeper:
Do you have a bronze conservative?
Riddler, there are 13 letters in the word Conservatives, not 12.
What's a 7 letter word for a total pillock? I'll give you a clue:
R_ _ _ _ _ R.
Joker, the definifion of a joke is that it is funny. Try a name change.
New Labour's position on foxhunting/Halal is simple: There are votes to be GAINED in being anti-cruelty re foxhunting and votes to be LOST in being anti-cruelty re Halal.
Trading principles for votes is a good deal when you have no principles to start with.
Councillor Basil Beeley died and went to Heaven. St. Peter met him at the Pearly Gates and told him, "Councillor, you have done excellent work during your time on Earth, so you'll have no problem getting into Heaven. As soon as we process your paperwork we'll let you in."
While he was waiting,Basil noticed a row of clocks by the Pearly Gates and asked, "What are those, St. Peter?"
"Those are Lie Clocks, Councillor. They start at midnight and every time you told a lie during your lifetime that God was displeased with, it moves one minute."
Basil pointed to two clocks near the Pearly Gates and asked."Whose clocks are those?"
"Those are Jesus' and Mother Teresa's," St. Peter replied.
He noticed another clock that was set at 12:02 and asked, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's John Bells"
He noted another clock that was set at 12:05 and asked "And this one?"
"That's yours, Councillor."
"He pointed to another one that was set at 11:40 PM and asked, "This one must be Clive Patrick's, right?"
"Correct."
At that moment the secretary came back with the paperwork as the Pearly Gates opened. "Well,Councillor, welcome to Heaven. Your brothers are waiting for you. Do you have any further questions for me?"
"Yes St. Peter. I was just wondering where Dorren Dickinsons Lie Clock is."
"Oh, it's in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
Q: What's the difference between Roy West and a bag of shit?
A: The bag.
A conservative, his mother, a ten year old kid, and Santa Claus are walking down the street. They see a £50 lying on the ground. Who gets it?
Answer: The conservative. Santa Claus doesn't exist, so he doesn't have a chance. And the conservative, seeing an opportunity to get his hands on £50, punches the ten year old in the face and pushes his mother in front of a speeding car. By default, the conservative is the only one left, so he gets the money.
Dear Robert MCdonald
I just think its weird how we Labour Bloggers are just trying to have some fun within our own circle and conservatives feel the need to come in and say blah blah your not funny your the reason our country is falling apart fuck gordon Brown . i mean its not like we are assigning a thread to locate all conservative users and blow up their house i mean god sake take that stick (at least i hope its a stick) out your ass and just learn to laugh and i mean really if you dont want to be offended why the fuck would you come on this site a read this shit
a lot of Tories say that abusing children is a disgrace but in secret its a different matter
Dear TC I agree you are honest and would not cheat a vote you are right about the fact that mostly on here it is tories and bnp pretending to be other parties probably with a hint of Labour humour added, but yes your right more tories are on here all the time and that is good because whilst they are on here we are out knocking on voters doors
keep it up Tory Boys
Why couldn't John Bell manage to make ice cubes?
He didn't know the recipe.
How to spot a cowboy builder the Warning Signs
Treat tradesmen with suspicion if they:
1) Insist on cash only, offer you money off for cash-in-hand, suggest that you can avoid paying VAT for cash and/or are very insistent on getting the cash straight-away.
2) Seem reluctant to give a business name or address or can only be reached by mobile phone.
3) Over-emphasize any faults.
4) Criticize rival builders in the area.
5) Offer you a surprisingly low quote.
6) Confuse you with jargon and technical explanations or insist that the details are not your problem, laughing when you suggest showing them plans.
7) Tell you that a written contract is not necessary or fail to provide any paperwork.
8) Are evasive when asked to provide references.
9) Say that they are unable to give costings because things may change.
10) Tell you they can start work immediately. A good builder is usually a busy builder!
11) If they have a nicky name such as Beef and offer you cheap stone
If at any time you feel intimidated by a visiting tradesman, do not be afraid to ask them to leave and call the police.
thats it Tameside eye enjoy the humour mery christmas he another from the Labour box of crackers:
What happens when a Conservative takes a Viagra?
They grow taller.
Doreen in a hot air balloon realised she was lost. She lowered her altitude
and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, ‘Excuse me, can you
help me? I promised Basil I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know
where I am.’
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, ‘You’re in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above
sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100
degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.’
She rolled her eyes and said, ‘You must be Labour.’
‘I am,’ replied the man. ‘How did you know?’
‘Well,’ answered Doreen, ‘everything you told me is technically
correct , but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still
lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.’
The man smiled and responded, ‘You must be a Tory.’
‘I am,’ replied Doreen. ‘How did you know?’
‘Well,’ said the man, ‘you don’t know where you are or where you are going.
You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made
a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your
problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but,
somehow, now it’s my fault.’
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I HAVE FOUR TICKETS TO A MAJOR POLITICAL EVENT IF ANYBODY WANTS THEM.
ROBBIE KNEIVEL, SON OF THE INFAMOUS EVIL KNEIVEL IS GOING TO JUMP OVER
500 BASIL BEELEY SUPPORTERS WITH A BULLDOZER AT STALYBRIDGE CELTIC.
SHOULD BE A GOOD TIME. LET ME KNOW
Robert McDonald the Joker,
1) I'm not and never have been a Tory.
2) I don't think he/you are funny.
3) Is that clear enough for you?
4) Can't you take the 'stick' of a little criticism?
The Joker is a genius, it is just a shame most of you do not understand his message.
I am eager to hear more about the stolen stone and this character known as Beefy who appears to be implicated. More details would be appreciated.
Dear Robert Mcdonald a little Poem just for you. It is intended to cheer such a miserable bastard like you up.....
Robert McDonald sitting on a fence, hitting his meat with a monkey wrench. Missed his meat and hit his balls, Cummed all over hs overalls. Went to the pond to wash it off, Saw two Toriesj jacking off. Took a rock and hit 'em in the ass, Never seen a Tories run that fast.
merry christmas you miserable bastard....
Dear Basil and Co if I were you I would get out in Copley and start knocking what a day and thanks James and Ky for being so good to us
Dear Norbert, you never see the Tories in Copley they think it not worth there time well we will show them I Was so impressed I seen you all in the streets James helping my next door neighbour with her shopping, I cant beleive that Ky personally give me his card and leaflet about the foxhunting and told me the comments both Doreen and Basil had to say. I will be voting you both.
You can have Copley,Labour its a shit hole and personally we dont care about a few votes we know when it comes to the crunch people like Norbert and Co will not go and vote.....the Longdendale Mob HAVE OTHER PRIORTIES SUCH AS DUKI /STALY AND LONGENDALE... WE WHAT EILEEN'S, JAMES AND ROY'S SEAT. SO WE CAN FIRE THAT USELESS BASTARD CHARLESWORTH THATS THE ICING ON THE CAKE.....
the story of the missing stone....
once upon a time in the land of Stalybridge South, there lived an evil ruler and her team of hench man. one day they decide to take down a stone wall under the disguise that they were doing the area up, the locals fell for this scam and never questioned were the stone had gone... but then one of them said where is our wall gone. the evil ruler sent her builder beefy round to pursuade the locals the wall was not safe and needed to be relocated to Hobson Moor Road
the end
Dear TC, enough is enough we want to know were our stone has gone and what has happened to it if you dont we will have to call in Frank Lee Investigator he will soon crack the case and solve the mystery of the missing stone...
Dear TC they were not lying when they said they were out in droves like cockroaches check jt website out. looks like they are taking Staly South serious....
Hunt Master needs new assistant after Stalysouth fox killer stands down call 07867 508541
for an application form
You were not the only ones out Labour today we went out in South to get Tory votes also but not for you the UKIP... we know we are going to win this one
UKIP you could not take yourself for a walk bless you....
but Basil and our army are not worried about you we have bigger fish to fry......
Basil Brush Boom Boom, you seem rather touchy and oversensitive regarding criticism. Were you the sort of child who had screaming fits when Mummy didn't let you have your own way?
I still don't think you're funny.
Dear Robert I did not have any parents I was an orphan... perhaps thats why I am the way I am... whats your excuses????
Basil Brush Boom Boom, 'perhaps that's why I am the way I am'.
What's being an orphan got to do with not being funny? Or being oversensitive for that matter. We've all got problems. If you can't take it don't dish it out.
I am writing to you Basil very soon you have had the walk through between Copley and Mottram Road gated off a walkway for over fourty years and then took back all our grit bins and put then in mottram were are ours and thanks i now have to walk all the way around to the local shop.
you will not be getting my vote not a chance.....
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